PawneeGoddessesI am a goddess, a glorious female warrior. Queen of all that I survey. Enemies of fairness and equality, hear my womanly roar. Yeah!

This sew-on patch, inspired by Parks and Recreation‘s Pawnee Goddesses, is fully stitched on sturdy cotton canvas, and measures approximately 3.75″ wide by 4″ tall.

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2015-04-12 09.34.21So, this is my new studio right now. We’re unpacking and re-organizing as fast as we can, but I suspect it’ll be a couple of days before Storied Threads is back up and running.  Please bear with us while we make this transition!

Thank you all for your patience!

Bad Wolf Laptop 1This laptop messenger bag is made of a gray cotton canvas and is embroidered with a TARDIS blue brick pattern behind the graffiti’d words “BAD WOLF”.

Our laptop bags have an interior measurement of 16.5″ wide by 11.5″ tall and 3.5″ deep. They feature a wide elastic band against the back wall, to hold your laptop or other electronics securely in place while leaving room for other items in front.

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AgincourtI had this idea to do a series of Shakespearean luggage sticker style patches, representing the places his characters traveled to. I wanted them to introduce a bit of whimsy and maybe irony to locations where horrible or tragic things happened, and this is my first result — a luggage sticker or postcard style patch for the Battle of Agincourt, fought by Henry V against the French army.

This new design is available both in my Etsy shop, and on my website. It is also available as (appropriately enough) a sticker on Redbubble.

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IlluminatiYou are not being controlled. You came to this site of your own free will, and you will be exercising your free will when you purchase this patch. Nothing is influencing your decision at all. Your desire to buy this representation of the completely fictional world-controlling cabal, whose name we will not mention here, is your entirely own. Trust us.

This design is available as a patch in our Etsy shop and on our website, and is available as a sticker on Redbubble.

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VenusOfWillendorfThe Venus of Willendorf, and other similar figurines, were originally carved during the Paleolithic period, nearly 30,000 years ago. Though their original meaning and purpose is now unknown, they are commonly seen as goddesses of womanhood and of fertility.  Our Venus translates the aesthetic of these figurines into graceful curves and lines, rendered in bronze thread.

This patch is available in both our Etsy shop, and on our website. The design is also available as a sticker on Redbubble.

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Yggdrasil2Here’s a thing about me — I can’t draw. Not really. I can doodle, but pencil and paper ART is beyond me. As a result, when I have a new idea for an embroidery design in my head, I frequently resort to Google, and seek out public domain clip art to use as a basis for my design. Sometimes I find something perfect, and use it as it is. Other times I find something that’s close enough, and use it as a guide in my embroidery software to arrive at the image that’s in my head.

When I decided to make a Yggdrasil patch last year, I used what I thought was public domain clip art to create it.  However, I found out over the weekend that I was very wrong, and that the art I had used was actually owned by artist Jen Delyth.  I was horrified that I had used her work without permission, and at her request IMMEDIATELY pulled my listing off of the internet.

The thing was, I still wanted to have a Yggdrasil patch in my shop.  But I felt burned by my Google-fu (or lack thereof) and didn’t want to resort to using found art again. So I did a thing I very rarely do. I picked up a pencil and paper, and started sketching.  And I went through a lot of pencil. And a lot of paper. And got a lot of good feedback from my husband, who frankly knows more about art than I do. And eventually, I arrived at a design that I felt satisfied with. I scanned it in, tinkered with it some more in my embroidery software — and in the end, came up with a Yggdrasil design that is 100% my own, and which I’m happier with than I ever thought I would be. In fact, I was so happy with it, that I’m letting this encourage me to do more of my own art, even when I think I can’t do it.  I suspect some of my ideas will work, and some will fail. But I plan to keep trying.

In the meantime, I really hope you like our new Yggdrasil! It’s available as a patch on both our Etsy shop and our website. I’ve also made it available on Redbubble in a wide variety of products, including stickers, phone cases, mugs, and even a duvet cover!

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Click here for the art on Redbubble!


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